Best Funny Whatsapp Status Messages

Funny whatsapp Status Messages: World’s most popular instant messaging app allows its users to share jokes, funny status -to make others laugh. Nowadays, each and every smartphone user use this modern communication app for free texting. Most of the whatsapp users love to change their status daily. If you one one of them, try one of the best funny whatsapp status messages from the following list-Funny WhatsApap Status

Best Funny Whatsapp Status Updates

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE.

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

Save water – Drink beer!

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

God’s really great & creative… Just look at me!

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Light travels faster than sound…That’s why people appear bright until they speak.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected..Make the unexpected expected.

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You can do anything but not everything.

People now-a-days look for WiFi rather than a Wife.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day 😉

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

Women should not have children after 35. Really … 35 children are enough.

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Save paper..Don’t do home work.

I wish my book of life was written in pencil…There are a few pages I would like to erase.

If common sense is so common why is there so many people without it?

You both are as useless as ‘a’ & ‘y’ in OKAY.

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… 😉

Wine is a miracle thing…It can turn a Bachelor of Technology into Master of Philosophy.

If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.

You can switch off a mobile phone but not a girl friend.

People always speak their mind but don’t mind what they speak.

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