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50+ Latest And Best Crazy Whatsapp Status

You know, and I know you know and you know that I know that you know what you know!

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.

Most of the people spend more than half of their life just by sleeping. So, work more, sleep less and live longer.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31..So crazy.

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I always gets some of the best ides while sitting on the toilet then I forget them after the flush.

I’m not lazy I am just on energy saving mode.

I really need 5 hours of Whatsapp chat to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

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Short crazy whatsapp statusLife is short-Chat first.

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

I’m not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.

Do You Know how crazy people elaborate college?  Its like this
C ? Come
O ? on
L ? Lets
L ? Love
E ? Each
G ? Girl
E ? Equally

Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking…. because then it would make her a boy.

Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol.

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday…

Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.

Silent people have the craziest minds.

Mobile phones are getting thinner and smarter day after day… And people the opposite.

Wow now I’m a graduate……. Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

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